I'm just spread a bit thin online lately, it feels like. I still read my feed here, at least, though I don't comment terribly often.

In the last year, I've ended a few relationships and started new ones, but the one constant has been Aaron. He's been amazing, and a good match, and we're coming up on two years together in June (and we've been living together a year, as of January and not killed each other yet!). Maus the cat is still tiny and adorable and an annoying little shit the likes of which I hope to never own again. She's spoiled rotten and the diva-est kitty ever.

I'm doing well. How about y'all?

Tags: the state of the kat

The idea of the challenge is simple. Go to fanfic100 Make a pairing/fandom claim. (Mine is, suprise, suprise, 'The Boondock Saints' Connor/Murphy)

Write one hundred fanfics centered around this fandom you’ve chose. You can use old stuff that you’ve written before, or new stuff. Fictions, drabbles, poems, scripts. Anything is game as long as it is set in your fandom. You don't have to post them all at once. You can do one at a time, or a couple, or whatever you want. There is no time limit

And the catch: each of the fics must fit into one of the following prompts.

001.	Beginnings.	002.	Middles.	003.	Ends.	004.	Insides.	005.	Outsides.
006.	Hours.	007.	Days.	008.	Weeks.	009.	Months.	010.	Years.
011.	Red.	012.	Orange.	013.	Yellow.	014.	Green.	015.	Blue.
016.	Purple.	017.	Brown.	018.	Black.	019.	White.	020.	Colourless.
021.	Friends.	022.	Enemies.	023.	Lovers.	024.	Family.	025.	Strangers.
026.	Teammates.	027.	Parents.	028.	Children.	029.	Birth.	030.	Death
031.	Sunrise.	032.	Sunset.	033.	Too Much.	014.	Not Enough.	035.	Sixth Sense.
036.	Smell.	037.	Sound.	038.	Touch.	039.	Taste.	040.	Sight.
041.	Shapes.	042.	Triangle.	043.	Square.	044.	Circle.	045.	Moon.
046.	Star.	047.	Heart.	048.	Diamond.	049.	Club.	050.	Spade.
051.	Water.	052.	Fire.	053.	Earth.	054.	Air.	055.	Spirit.
056.	Breakfast.	057.	Lunch.	058.	Dinner.	059.	Food.	060.	Drink.
061.	Winter.	062.	Spring.	063.	Summer.	064.	Fall.	065.	Passing.
066.	Rain.	067.	Snow.	068.	Lightening.	069.	Thunder.	070.	Storm.
071.	Broken.	072.	Fixed.	073.	Light.	074.	Dark.	075.	Shade.
076.	Who?	077.	What?	078.	Where?	079.	When?	080.	Why?
081.	How?	082.	If.	083.	And.	084.	He.	085.	She.
086.	Choices	087.	Life.	088.	School.	089.	Work.	090.	Home.
091.	Birthday.	092.	Christmas.	093.	Thanksgiving.	094.	Independence.	095.	New Year.
096.	Writer‘s Choice.	097.	Writer‘s Choice.	098.	Writer‘s Choice.	099.	Writer‘s Choice.	100.	Writer‘s Choice.

Tags: boondock saints, fanfic100, my fic
Kat is:: artistic

Give me a word. Just one. And a fandom or character that word goes with. I'll reply with anything from a line or two to a drabble or fic.

Fandoms: Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Harry Potter, Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pitch Black, Supernatural, True Blood, X Men

Tags: my fic, writing

( BPAL and other smelly stuffs for saleCollapse )

Tags: bpal
Kat is:: restless

( porn under the cut. Fight Club, Tyler/Marla NC-17. Also, Sam/Dean. PG-ishCollapse )

Tags: my fic

( BDS and Pitch Black. Slash, twincest, kinky sex and death be under the cut. (although not all in one fic. Yet.)Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic, pitch black
Kat is:: tired

And Then There Was One

Rating: PG (Also-there's no happy ending)

( Smecker doesn’t believe in God, but he finds himself praying at night for Connor.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic

I have no excuse for writing this, other than to point my finger at onion_ and say "It was all her fault! She gave me the bunny!"

Dragons, Giants, and Wizards, Oh My!

Rating:R for implied dragon/giant/wizard slash and crack I'm sorry for any brain-breaking this may cause. Truly sorry

( Norbert and I...we've had a talk or two, and we love each other. He's asked me to move into his cave sometime next month, and I've agreed.Collapse )

Tags: going to the special hell, hp, my fic

but fuck me, I'm too happy to care right now.

Meggy requested smutty comments, and my Riddick muse decided to play. It's not right yet, but a) it's proper writing (thank whatever deity is listening) and b) I think it will definitely be a proper story later on.

Under the cut lies kinky and underage het (Riddick/Jack)...say an R rating on general principle. Read on at your own risk.

( Yes, I know. I'm bad, even though it's not explicit. But you love me anyway.Collapse )

Tags: my fic, pitch black
Kat is:: fuckin' ecstatic

You, Me, and a Shiv Makes Three

Pitch Black, and dark. You've been warned.

As requested by my Meggytwin.

( It’s funny how little pressure it takes to part the skin, provided your blade is sharp enough.Collapse )

Tags: my fic, pitch black

Title: This is Real
Rating: PG
Summary Just like on television, you’ve said it a few times, and I’ve wanted to hit you for it.
Follows Another Fuckin' Barfight and Faith.

( You’re not sleeping easy tonight.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic

Follows this.

Faith

Rating: PG

(  Another sin, marked up in the Book, and how many pages and chapters have we filled up by now?Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic

Another Fuckin' Barfight
Rating:PG

( Drink up and let’s go home, boyo. It’s been a long night.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic

Rating:R
twincest, blasphemy and profanity.

For my internet aunties, green_grrl, haldoor, and kaige68.

Would You, Could You, In a Church?

( If Murphy's involved, you probably already know the answer...Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic

lostjane couldn't sleep last night, and I was in a drabbly mood. The prompt was 'Connor and Murphy watching Serenity' How could I resist?

All the usual disclaimers of swearing, blasphemy, twincest and smut apply.

( Connor and Murphy watch 'Serenity'Collapse )

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Tags: boondock saints, firefly, my fic

Drunk Tonight
Rating:R
Wordcount:253
Boondock Saints, twincest, and alcohol.


( Murphy becomes gentler when he drinks....Connor doesn't.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic

Complete and total non-slashy fluff. Dude. I know it's not Christmas anymore, but too bad. *grin*

Title: Christmas Gifts
Fandom:The Boondock Saints
Prompt: Christmas
Word Count: 711 (We're not always doin' buisiness, but we're always open!)
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine. Pity. Didn't happen. Pity.
Author's Notes: Thanks to splendorbug for the look over! *hugs* Big Damn Table to be found here.

For estei-hope you like it!

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Tags: boondock saints, my fic

Pitch Black
( NightmaresCollapse )

Sharpe
( KnivesCollapse )

PotC
( PaintCollapse )

Boondock Saints
( Five Minutes in the ClosetCollapse )

( Dude Looks Like a LadyCollapse )

( SmokingCollapse )

( Cotton CandyCollapse )

( As grey as the middle of JanuaryCollapse )

( PopcornCollapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic, pitch black, potc, sharpe

Title: A Little Too Close
Fandom:The Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy MacManus
Prompt:Too Much
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 959
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn it. Didn't happen. Damn it.
Author's Notes:twincest Big Damn Table is here.
Thanks, Auntie Kaige, for the look over! *smooches*

For splendorbug-hope you're feeling better soon, darling. *huge squishy hugs*

( It’s 12:23, exactly, and Connor is sick to *here* of Murphy’s shite.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic
Kat is:: hot
headbanging to:: None-it's bloody 4:27 in the morning!

Title: Space
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Take my usual wierd writing style and multiply it by 2. Tis River fic. You've been warned.

For my acushla, notsoliljames.

( They're in space now, her and Simon.Collapse )

Tags: firefly, my fic

( Ink-BDS tattoo kink drabble-GenCollapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic

Title: He Just Knows
Fandom:The Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy MacManus
Prompt: Sixth Sense
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1541
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn it. Didn't happen. Damn it.
Author's Notes:twincest Big Damn Table of fic to be found here.
Beta by haldoor Thanks, sweetie! *smooches*

For my auntie Kaige.

( Connor can sometimes tell when Murphy is sick or hurting. It’s not some great ‘act of God’ type revelation. He just knows.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic
Kat is:: bitchy
headbanging to:: James

Title: Away
Fandom:The Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy MacManus
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine. Pity. Didn't happen. Pity.
Author's Notes: The icon is warning enough. Fluff. Pure fluff. For m'auntie Kaige. Sorry that there's no smut. It'll come soonish.

( Neither twin can stand to be away from each other for too long.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic
Kat is:: happy-no more tests
headbanging to:: James and 'Dark Blue'

Title: Languages
Fandom:The Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy MacManus
Rating: R
Prompt:Sound
Word Count: 164
Disclaimer: Not mine. Pity. Didn't happen. Pity.
Author's Notes: twincest Big Damn Table of fic to be found here.


( Their ma had often accused Connor and Murphy of having their own language. She was frustrated by wordless or half-spoken fragments of conversations between her boys.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, fanfic100, my fic

( No idea what fandom/characters this is. Tell me who this makes you think of, and I will give you cookies. Or a snog. Or both.Collapse )

Tags: my fic

Title: A Prayer for the Dying
Fandom:The Boondock Saints
Characters: Connor/Murphy MacManus
Prompt: Death (not of the twin-type, though)
Word Count: 1142
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine. Pity. Didn't happen. Pity.
Author's Notes: twincest Big Damn Table to be found here.
For splendorbug, because she’s a darlin’.


( Did ya see the way we drove through that fence? Fucken brilliant, that was!' Murphy bounces across the apartment with a nervous energy, either unable or unwilling to stay still.Collapse )

Translation (Latin): Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him. May he rest in peace. In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.

Tags: boondock saints, my fic

Title: Diary of a Wombat
Characters: Connor and Murphy MacManus
Rating: G (My reputation is ruined!)
Disclaimer: Not mine. Pity. Didn't happen. Pity.
Author's Notes: For the lovely splendorbug. A drabble that turned into a bit more.

(  Connor? Murphy asks, soft. No answer. “Conn?” he called louder, a trace of fear tinting his words.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, my fic
Kat is:: enthralled

Title: Aye, there’s the rub...
Fandom:The Boondock Saints
Characters: Connor/Murphy MacManus
Prompt: Touch
Word Count:320
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not mine. Pity. Didn't happen. Pity.
Author's Notes: twincest Big Damn Table to be found here.
Much love to kaige68 for looking this over.

( God, that’s so fucken good.Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, fanfic100, my fic
Kat is:: horny

A Boondock fic. You really weren't expecting anything else, were you? Sorry it's a bit late haldoor The bunnies weren't behaving.

Title: Tease
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: R
Disclaimer Not mine. Pity. Never happened. Pity.
Author's Notes:

( Damnit, will ya fucken stop teasin’?Collapse )

Tags: boondock saints, fanfic100, my fic
Kat is:: awake, suprisingly

Title: Unscripted
Authors: kaige68 and dubh_ceol
Pairing:Connor/Murphy
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine. Pity Didn't happen. Pity
Warning: Twincest and role-play, oh my!
Author's Notes: This was started as a distraction in round-robin format and got completely out of control over the 2 months that it took to finish. Enjoy-we did!

( UnscriptedCollapse )

Tags: boondock saints, kink, my fic